Thursday, October 25, 2012

Funny joke from Git:

Cream Loses Its Magic

Little git watched, fascinated, as his gitmother smoothed cold cream on her face.' Why do you do that, Mummy?' he asked

'To make myself beautiful', said his mother who then began removing the cream with a tissue
'What's the matter?' asked little git, 'Giving up?'

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Journey to Gitland


If you are going to a journey in the Internet then bring your yellow funny little Git from happy Gitland. After that use your imagination and then put on disguise of a mascot. You’ll have new opportunities - you want to jump, fly, because you have a fantastic power.
But first of all, you should click on the animated buttons.
So start! It’s rainy and gloomy outside, while in Gitune it’s always sunny like in California. And laughing, showing his yellow belly Git-mascot is always with you.
And  there’re virtual green grass and warm sea under yellow friend floating above like a dirigible.
Git mascot can’t say anything but once I’ve come to Gitune, he’s said to me the following:
“I’m a Git-mascot”, he said, “I’d like to invite you to a pleasant journey. Together we will fly over the mountains, can visit India, or Mexico, learn what monkeys want, have a chat with cactus, dance to the banjo, have some fun and gaze at the stars. Although our journey is painted, we really can see and hear each other, if you want to join. "
I agreed! If you agree, then we will follow the funny, yellow Git with a backpack of happiness that will lead us down the path. And he himself is about to burst out with happiness!
Our mission is to examine what we see and give sunny smiles along the way. We do not have to hide! It would be even better if we show ourselves to the world. So agree to switch your webcam on when you see special window.
Have you switched it on? Oh! Look at the video of real people-mascots! And you’ll find yourself in a separate green window on the left.
Now, in order to have fun with your friends and just random people we’ll put on a disguise. Are you here? Then click on the balloon that says Register . Enter the date the best holiday in the world - your birthday and your city. After that enter your email. And…Gitworld accepts you! Now select animated profile pic. It will be seen by other visitors of Gitland.
Who are you now - badger, who has super power, or hungry hamburger or maybe hare- mutant. I’ll take the badger with super power.
The next step. Look at the small pictures – globe, headphones, TV screen and so on. These are to prevent you from getting bored. Let's start with the music! Click on the headphones. Here’s the rock radio. Music with adrenaline! We click on the globe to return to the inhabitants of Gitland. You can scroll them with the arrows.
I can see rabbit-man on the screen. This is Tony. I think I invite him to the company. Yes, he's from Australia! Rabbits, kangaroos and crocodiles live there!
-          Hey Tony! What do your crocodiles have for breakfast?
-          Hi Vegas! I know, our crocodiles eat fish, frogs, Guinea pigs, Badgers
-          Then I’d better change my Badger profile pic.
I hope Tony got the right auto translation! Now look – there’s binoculars in the menu. Here are the links to live broadcasts from the cameras worldwide. The most fabulous views.
TV channels – the picture with a TV screen. Click on it!
Here’s the channel that I select and go to Tony, to invite him to watch this channel together, but gitHare of Australian man is watching Sport channel. It is written in our window.
Then I’ll invite Gilyarush from Israel, her mascot is blue and her boyfriend Stefan, gitMagician, to movie channel. Well, the fourth will be Tony.
What a strange feeling! When you just watch TV together with somebody from Australia, or video chat with somebody. Feeling is that it’s very easy when you re badger, he is hare and she is not a cactus. When Gitland with funny yellow mascot, the see, the sky and the grass say welcome to you!
Yours sincerely, gitReporter.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Birth of gitune...

gitune was born of the necessity to harness the advantages of online
services such as Chatroulette, Tinychat and Airtime, in one portal.
users can decide to live video chat, audio only chat or simply type
messages into the conversation thread. giving you the ability to
invite others to their network avoids the threat of anyone spoiling
your gitworld with unwanted communications, thus allowing you the user
to create the gitworld you want to exist in.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Communication in Gitune style


Six senses we are provided with are beautiful, wonderful, amazing.  Inspiration feeling  allows person to say daily that he’s alive, see sunsets, touch of wind and falling snowflakes, to experience fantastic delight from meeting with his beloved ones, as well as thrill with horror of  great shock, with the help of which life catharsis  is revealed.
Nevertheless, sincere self-expression and interaction with the world are more precious to people than diamonds. After all it is these qualities that give meaning to life, open up a paradise on earth right here and right now. And now, in our time, the real world and communication found their second home on the worldwide web. It is the Internet that has become the main illusion of communication. Human being plus Internet plus mobile Internet. All services, all life categories strive to adapt to the network. And the most important, essential category – human communication –  partially  locates in the Internet and it moves to complete relocation.
Subjecting these meditations to analysis – Internet communication is video chat and text messaging, plus sharing music, pictures, movies and anything that can be converted into a binary code. Smell, taste and touch are not reproduced here yet. Sexual contact is also impossible. However, sharing information in a chat, especially video chat, it is possible to understand, by voice and video, if people are spiritually close to each other.
If you switch the webcam on  the smile will do to follow the decency. Or just hint to a smile. In any case, it’s better not to go to the links with a negative attitude because possibility of pleasant meeting decreases drastically.
Possibility of video chatting worldwide is really a great gift from some of the resources. Video chat service is usually provided by sites of such categories as dating, some social networks and video.
Presence of colours and original elements in the design of communication platforms is surely better for the contact. In fact, the site also has interior and exterior - furniture, walls, paintings, framings. It is the place where, looking at the screen, it should feel comfortably. And interlocutors can relax and even experience “rose-coloured-glasses” effect. Why not? Or site can become as a live mascot for somebody.
But how to avoid intrusiveness in the “interior”? There’re two possible variants.  The first one - to give the user opportunity to fill in the "room" himself, and the second – to leave only walls. But there is a third option that is used in the social network Gitune. It’s a world with bright animated design, built on associations with the sun and, if I can put it like this, a piece of Paradise, painted in Primitivism style.
It’s just as simple as ABC, from the comfort of your apartment you can meet an interesting interlocutor and open the Leroy Rouge together with him, no matter that the bottles are from different cellars. Then give a toast to life. And this is also mystery of one side of modern civilization. And this is important.
Internet resources become more pleasant and functional. They take into account user’s requests, offer options, translation and interpretation. What is crucial, the program can grow smarter than its creators! And if so, we teach Internet like a student so that he is good. The happy platform is the first step! It is motivation, complex sense, dream. According to the principle of sharing the bright ripe orange. Instead of sadness and aggression! Here the Internet learns from us. Scripts are written to user’s request. The world wisdom says "I am the unity with the world." In other words, the user is the unity with the network.
In the worldwide web YOU – the user – is the main spider. And it seems that you don’t owe anyone anything when you join the network. But according to resource rules you should do without offensive language, be polite and tactful. I would add - sincere and friendly. And one more thing, you should love new virtual life in order to make it better. In other words, live in paradise! Gitune paradise.
Visit new promised land, online Gitworld. Be with Gitune, be like Gitune. And if you don’t want, you can choose anything that you like because it’s your right forever.
Yours sincerely, Gitwriter.

Funny, yellow…from the happy world.


Among hundreds of Internet resources breaking out and fading away in the worldwide web one more interesting resource has recently appeared – social network Gitune.  The title hides or, on the contrary, reveals personality of a pretty mischievous fellow, sunny little “git”, which natural birth is connected to positive, partially unconscious, expectations of the users. Gitune presents itself as a new virtual promised land, Gitworld, where everyone looking for and sharing happiness will find comfort.
As for the main services, there’re different types of video chat and worldwide broadcast. Skeptics may say that there’re the same functions in other chat sites. That’s wrong. Like everything in this world Gitune has its own unique functions. First and foremost it has its own “elixir of happiness”.
Gitune – is a whole social network of live video chatting, which grew out of various scattered services like Chatroulette, Tinychat and Airtime.
The local interface is not complicated, as that of its competitors, and it doesn’t seem incomplete. Menu is quite obvious.  They follow the principle “Everything is at hand”. It enables you to use all the services together with other users. Only one click is necessary to invite other users to have pleasant pastime. There’s a function of instant message translation in Gitune, that is especially important for people from different countries. If you see an interesting interlocutor, no matter where he’s from, feel free to write to him. The only remark – you should get rid of the local slang and abbreviations, otherwise your words won’t be translated. Animated menu, funny sounds are only the part of the live interface.
9 windows with user’s video is also Gitune’s know-how…and this is exact target hit. After all, it’s common knowledge that 9 people is ideal maximum for comfortable communication. Staying on the site you remain free from excessive attention as opposed to other sites with video chat where you have tete a tete chat. There’s a sparkling fresh of unexpected meetings and close circles of your friends. User just selects his interlocutor, radio or TV channel, and then he adds new services in private chat or with a company.
As for design, Gitune combines the colours of summer, sea, sky - green, yellow, blue, white, turquoise with streamline forms and cheering up characters. So a guest, a sort of, gets a new, bright animated wrapper, that creates the atmosphere of the virtual world Gitune…based on imagination world keeper, live yellow mascot, which takes the place of the sun at the main page of the site.
Gitune prospects are also very sunny. It is this sense of playfulness, laughter and even flirting that makes user dive into the wonderful magic world with cartoon console and funny sounds.
Very important constituent element, the musical service will soon be added to the site in MP3 format, with the track quality – 320 kb/s.
At present stage Gitworld is in the open testing mode. Gitune audience is defined, like all the optimistic people can define it – everyone is welcome. It’s the network for everyone who enters it.
20-year studies of Professor Nicholas Chistakis, University of California, USA, found…communicating in a happy virtual community, people are gradually getting everything that they dream of. Positive world gives them these opportunities. And the most incredible is that they get happiness itself, in its pure form, free from impurities and dependencies. So don’t miss a chance to share your happiness! Together with Gitune!
Everything will be clear and easy for all the beginners in the Internet.
www.gitune.com

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Live video chat console for managing your virtual cosmos


Gitune.com is not just any ordinary social network. Gitune enables
face to face interaction together with your chosen network of friends,
business colleagues and anyone you wish to communicate with while
viewing, listening and experiencing media available online from your
home, office or on the move 24 hours of everyday. No more language
barriers, with 52 languages to chose from, you are sure to be
understood.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Gitune your life for good!


Gitune.com - is not just another social network, it’s a new bright world that gives you wide range of opportunities. Join magic and amazing world – Gitworld. New friends and unexpected dates are waiting for you. We have TV, radio and all things to all people. There’s no more language barrier-only the language you speak. Experience live, easy-and-free video chatting. Share your happiness, Gitune your life for good!